Real Aliens Caught on Tape

You're about to enter another dimension. I'd imagine not only of sight and sound but of mind, a journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop the twilight song. Oh my god, what the fuck was that? Kenny. It's all up to prayer. Oh! Oh! And that which we are most afraid of, is what the reals are still most. That's all. Up in your mind? There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the violin. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image. Make it flatter. We can change the focus to a soft blur. Or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sip quietly and we will control all that you see in here. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the outer limits. Look at this shit. Oh my gosh, how does this exist? I see. Who does it again? Who does it again? Who does it again? Look at this shit. Look at this. Look at this shit. I got it. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Look at this shit. Come on man. See this shit? Let's go. Why is it happening again? I know. Let's go. Why is it happening again? I know. Let's go. Did you hear them say danger? What the fuck? You guys took right here. Does he have right here? I need a paper bag. Motherfucker. Oh, bitch. Don't do it. Wait. Wait. I don't know. There he is. What the fuck? See. See. See. See. See. See. Can you believe it? You got to publish me honey. Go take the camera. Because they've seen the video. I don't know. Fuck me. Oh, Rick was coming out. Who else came out? Because he's coming out. He's got his shit out. He's constantly going on. Yeah. He's getting... Rick was getting the truck. We're going to miss it again because it's a slow mother fuck. Rick will hurry. I'm going to start straight. No, Vic. No, Vic. You can't. We're going to the highway. It's from the highway. We're going to the back. We'll be back. Here we go again. Not really. Here we go. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. I want you in. And all I heard was. Danger. All the streets. You know what I'm saying? You're going to get you. You're going to get you. You're going to get you. You're going to get you. I said we do that. Yeah. Let me get you shit up there. Here we are again. What's today's day? How's going on? 80. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. Look at this. Mother fucker shit again. Get some real shit on down. Get out. Get out. Did you see you? Danger. Move off the street. Get out. And the police. Get ready. No. I see you. The first thing that happened is the police changed. They're running all through the fucking field. That's what I've got the camera. They're running through the fields behind that. And they were like danger. Move on. All three. I believe it is not aliens. Explain it. Explain it. Yes, sir. Look at this. We got it. Just time baby. We got it. We got it. I got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Okay. Police is coming. Yes. Fuck. Did you break your mouth? You were smoking too. No, I mean, I got it. Police got it. This is probably up here. We don't cancel it for a minute. We have to. We have to. We have to. We have to. Because the fucking police is burning. Okay, let's go. Here's the car. End's looking men that we're here. And they kind of freaked everybody out, and they were asking questions about you. And of course, now I'm getting a little bit nervous and I'm like, what are you talking about? And he said, well, he goes, I don't know how to describe them, except for extremely odd looking. They were the exact same height. They were wearing the exact same clothes. And they had the exact same faces. Like they were twins. And he said they were wearing black suits, black trench coats. They were wearing like the old fashion, Fadero hats. They had a extremely, extremely pale skin. And he said they came in and they asked for you. And I said, I'm sorry. He's actually not working today. And it seemed like they didn't believe me. So they started to walk around the hotel and shortly after they went to the tour desk. But he'll stay freaked me out. And I really wanted to tell you that there are these weird guys in here looking for you. So of course, now I'm a little bit skeptical. And the movement freaked out all the same time. So the first thing I do is I run into my security office. And I reround the cameras. And sure enough, there, here comes two gentlemen. So we were to the front door looking exactly how he described. Then the next day I was talking with my tour desk. And one of them, at the top to me, she came in my office that same as my valman. And she said, I heard that you heard that there was a men looking for you. And she said, they asked a few questions about you. And they said strange things that I didn't understand. And they were talking about governments and conspiracy things. None of it made any sense to me. But she goes, they were very, very scary. She said they had no eyebrows, no eyelashes, nothing. Their hair looked like they had a wig on, like it would attach to their hat, like it wasn't even real. And she said, and the scariest thing for eyes were so big and so blue that they almost hypnotized me a little bit. And she was, and you're going to think I'm crazy what I told you this. But I swear they knew what I was thinking. And she started to cry. And she said, one more thing, the first thing that she said, these men, they didn't blink. Not once did I see them blink. But that which we are most afraid of, is what it really is, so still lost. This shit here. What is going on? All the day. What is going on? Oh my God. Oh my God. What's this? What's this? What's all my sight? Look at this. What are they doing? I said, please see some dude. Please, I confess, I can't run away. And they can't make much, so I'm equal. Let him see something. He's going to be real rock. No, no, no, please. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, but be able to zoom in because this is unusual. Why are they stopped? We gotta count today. We stopped right here. What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? Hey, wait a minute. They stopped right in the railroad track y'all. Hey, listen. I told you. Look at the camera. Look at what? Look there waiting for the lights. Turn red. So people don't follow. Look. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. Look at them. All I heard was danger. Danger. And I lost. Look at this. Oh my god. They're telling me to stop. Hey, no, no, no, no, no. They're telling me to stop. I'm shutting this off. Stop, we go. They're telling us to stop shut up. Look at me got the boat. They shift black down for fear. They're trying to. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. What. They've got too much water or too much water. Well, I don't know if they had just let me away. Oh my god. No, no. They've got too much water. They've got too much water, really. They're saved. Why would the fuck they have men as a mask on? I think you have a truck. Look at this guy, man. They have men as a... They have men as a... I don't care. How did you get them? Hey, did you guys know they have masks on? I didn't know. So she don't go find out exactly the truth. What is this? Is she barefoot? This is Sarah Gardener. Okay. Family. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. He's talking to me. He's talking to you, please. I bet you won't tell her. He probably won't tell her. Thanks. I bet you'll be there. Oh my God. Come on, we gotta get out of here right now. Okay. Come on. Come on. We gotta get out of here right now. Go. Go. You guys think you're out right now. I'll just get the gun to go. I'm just gonna come back and tell him. She had the camera off by his hand. I think she had the camera off. Shut up. I'm just a motherfucker. I'm just a motherfucker. Open your mind. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. Be me. I'm not. Open your mind. Okay, get in. Hey, hey. Hey, no. I can't get in. Hey, we're out. Hey, we're out. Stop here. Look at this mother fucker. Shut up, man. Okay, guys. Look at this. I'm trying to get in on it. I'm just on it. I'm trying to get in. Hey, look on camera. Look at the shot I got. That's it. That seems to be good. This mother fucker jumping all over the place. I am. Now, just so you mother fuckers can know, I'm going to show you. We're very high in the air. This is very high. I've been chasing this motherfucker. I'm a little bit mad at the police. I'm going to see. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Go get up, real. Let's make a real deal. Open your mind. You're about to enter another dimension. I'd imagine not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next up, the twilight song. You're about to enter another dimension. I'd imagine not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next up, the twilight song. the twilight show. That which we have most afraid of is what the real system of state. Open your mind. Look at this. This is a port hole on the craft. I think there's three aliens standing in the window. It's a bird. It's a plane. A mystery craft being seen towed down US 77 yesterday. It was a sight that for some won't be forgotten any time soon. The transport company who called chair of Don Reed for help. They told us that it was an aircraft and that they had explored other ways of transporting it. This was the best way for them to do it. After all, the massive loads of shape would certainly draw enough attention on its own. They were calling in saying, oh, what they think they found a flying saucer. It looks like a flying saucer to us. And we don't know for sure what it is. For nearly an hour officers helped maneuver the craft through Callie County. The biggest thing that they had to deal with was down at the roundabout. They had to remove a bunch of signs and markers because the drone was so long it couldn't make the corner. While onlookers struggled to wipe the shock from their faces and the questions from their minds. Open your mind. There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the button. 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