Scientists Discover the God Gene

Hello. We scientists have now located a gene which we scientists believe gives people the needs to believe in God. In other words, this God gene releases chemicals into our body which create the impression that there is meaning in the universe. And this God gene is just here between the gene which we scientists now know makes us eat coconut ice cream after a fish dinner, and this gene here, which causes people with weak egos to grasp around desperately for simple explanations. Now, the discovery of this God gene is a big step forward in our quest to show that every bit of human behavior can be explained away mechanically because we've now also located the gene which makes some people believe that every piece of human behavior can be explained away mechanically and it's here right next to the gene that makes you go to see Nicolas Cage movies so that's another puzzle solved and right under this gene which can cause you to forget that since the 1920s quantum physics has destroyed forever the idea that everything can be explained mechanically now the gene which causes us to forget this obvious fact is very dominant in some people especially me and we scientists now know that it's closely linked to this gene here which gives you such a weak sense of self that you hang on to anything that makes you feel more secure emotionally whether it's fundamentalist religion or a reductionist view of the universe which is right over this gene here that makes you want to punch people in the head when they take the scientific process and subject it to their pathological literal mindedness. Thank you. I needed that. And by the way, we now know that there is a gene that causes you to say, thank you. I needed that just there. When you were punched in the head © BF-WATCH TV 2021