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A Commorn True Tails Curiosity OlDle Tlhillt A[fil[filoYQrnc~ Kill's Again A GOlt WIlJ Tokyo police announced in Janu An itchy eye helped Major Rich ary that they believed graduate ard Bingley recover a lost war student Tetsuo Sugahara, 24, hal souvenir.MajorBingley was shot died accidentally. in '.lIe thigh during the Korean He was found dead near his War in 1952. Four bullets struck home with his nose and mouth him butonly three had exit holes. taped shut, so police naturally "I never had any trouble until decided he had been a victim of acouplcofmonths agowhenl got his own curiosity about how the a very bad irritation behind my human bodycan function without eye," said the 68-year old retired oxygen. soldier in a London hospital last December. "The bullet must have some how worked its way around my bloodstream until it lodged be hind my eye. Who knows where else it may have been?" Martian rink A rctpeelC.d psyehlalrisl Investi gated in the Chelmsford 'Deep Sleep' Royal Commission be lieved he was a Martian, the Commission was told. Thelate DrHarry Bailey, who killed himself in 1985, believed Martians were a superior race who were going to inherit the ORGANIC LIGHTING Eanh, according to a sister ofone of Dr Bailey's late patients. She Accidents at night have alway said DrBID'eyhadLOld her brother been a problem. George Buckley, that thereweretwodifferenttypes a British pharmacist and Parish of people - Martians and others chairperson, wants to make the and lhat "You and 1are Martians. streets safe at night by ensuring Your parents are definitely not pet food manuf3ctun:rs inject MartiIlTlS." Dr Bailey allegedly their products ....-i lh bac1.eria so believed Mlirtians knew the that Nottingham slloe5 wiU stay meanlng of life and had knowl clean. edge while others did not. The bacteria-esherichiacoli Dr Bailey once told her that wouldreactwith bacterialiving in "You could walk around the brain dogs which would give offa glow with hobnailed boots." He said when excreted and streets would he'd rather a brain operation than shine with fluorescent warnings. a liver operation and kept a glass Mr Buckley says he receives jar on his desk and told her it was scores of complaints from irate the brain of a cnminal he had residents with soiled shoes. treated. An English surgeon has waited five years to release news of a How would you remove a cock baby born with a perfectly func roach from your car? Jonathan tioning tail. Warren and Leo ROlello of the Surgeon Eftis Paraskevaides University of New York Health who removed the 5 em-long tail Scienee Centre have the answer. under general anaesthetic the day Through trial and error they thechild was bomafterconsulting advise against using thc recom the parents -said "It was a true tail mended solulion - ~raying lido that moved intermittently and was cane, an lllIllI::$thetic, into the ear. covered with fine, downy hair, "With hurried anlicipation we just like an animal's. sprayed the drug briskly into the "I have seen nothing like it ear canal and quickly jumped and there is nothing in medical back, fully expecting the beast to records to compare with it. 1 comehurtling forth at first contact would say it was unique." with thc noxious substance." British Medical Journo./ But the roach refuscd to do an %e !FisfiJofin Alien and stayed put. So the doc tors tried again, with no result. West 'Rs}ects "Get that suckeroutamyear," the female patient shouted and the thus inspired doctors fitted a suc The home town of Bill Hayden tion device into her ear. was visited by an eeric omen the I him! There he was, plas month he was swom in liS Go"('3' u:ted to the suction tip like a fly to nor-GcoenaL Ibe BriSQam: sub flypaper." urb of Ipswich WllB deluged by a New England Journal of violent downpqur uf squirming Medicine sardi,nes in FebJ'UJlry as residents I' Z - - 4 ran for cover. i C"'UAW :71 A 17 Debra Degen was walking from a neighbour's home when she was surrounded by scores of flopping fish. "I tho\lghl JTlY hUSband was playing a jnkc but when I look around my front lawn they were everywhere, it was very frighten ing," she said the ncxt d.1Y. "I heard It noise which I thought was hail but after only aboUt 10 seconds I realised the hail wa:; in filet sardines." Ipswich pollce verified. the tale, saying several residents had telcphoned to say they had seen the sardines fall on the road and the Degen's lawn. "Itis certainlynota fishytale. Itreally did happen," said a police. spokesperson. I A Brisbane weather OffiCial) said frogs had previously been reported falling from the sky inl We~tcm "'-:~ -:~:::::=~~_~== Australiu. ....'.