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Buddhism Goes Rapist Foiled Commercial A London woman avoided being raped by a man holding a The Japanese have developed knife to her throat while he a useful item for American struggled for 15 minutes consumption - sound-acti- trying to put on a condom. The vated household shrines. By man fled when he failed to get clapping your hands for ex- | jt on, presumably because he ample, little doors open In the was afraid of catching AIDS miniature shrine revealing a Sud miniature altar, which lights up and plays a recorded prayer. So far these technoshrines come only in Shinto and Bud- dhist models, but the patent does not exclude commercial religlous practices more fa- millar ta the American market. | Throwing Bull A New Zealand farmer sub- dued an enraged bull by Jam- ming his fingers up its nose, Last year Joe Kauika, 35, from the town of Talhape on Central North Island, took on the 300 kg animal as it gored his 69- year-old workmate. 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In Washington DC, | ual activity would Increase as sition, M the Federal Emergency Man- | People were brought together, They are then transferred to oney agement Association | both physically and emotion- the second chamber for hatch- A bank robber in Oakland, (“FEMA”) has a $USLS5 bil- ally, In the wake of such an ing, where they grow up, free California, suffered second lion proposal for state and emergency. floating and weightless. and third degree burns to his local officials to rush to spe- The Soviet news agency, genitals when the bundle of cially bujlt shelters carrying Bawa’s Stand Tass, said: “More than 200 cash he stole exploded In his land records so that nuclear chickens were hatched Into trousers. The booby trap con- war survivors can “retain and for Peace adult hens. All of them proved very tasty,” But were they free-range? taining tear gas and a brightly demonstrate ownership” of coloured dye was detonated by property that is not destroyed, microwave from the bank. 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The = plane took off without him. a ri Mark of the He clung on desperately to he the tall for 50 metres as the eae Fea Beast plane picked up speed but he 7 let go when the plane lifted off Professor Reto Scholl has the ground. lt banked in wide suggested In a Swiss newslet- ening circtes, making @ full ter that males who test positive rotation of the field and disap- to the AIDS virus should be peared into the distance, The tattooed on their penises. He 1946 Hornica Champ had said the mark would be visible — enough fuel to keep flying for only if sex took place and an hour and was last seen couldn't lead to a person being = buzzing along at an altitude of ostracised. 900 metres. Kern KZ At aN Buddhism Goes Rapist Foiled A London woman avoided Commercial being raped by a man holding a The Japanese have developed knife to her throat while he a useful item for American struggled for 15 minutes consumption - sound-acti- | trying to put on a condom. The vated household shrines. By man fled when he failed to get clapping your hands for ex- | jt on, presumably because he ample, little doors open In the was afraid of catching AIDS miniature shrine revealing a bes miniature altar, which lights up and plays a recorded prayer. So far these technoshrines come only in Shinto and Bud- dhist models, but the patent does not exclude commercial religlous practices more fa- millar ta the American market. | Throwing Bull | A New Zealand farmer sub- dued an enraged bull by Jam- ming his fingers up its nose, Last year Joe Kauika, 35, from the town of Talhape on Central North Island, took on the 300 kg animal as it gored his 69- year-old workmate. 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In the first, eggs are sorere aimonteciia pore Ground Zero likellhood of birth defects. placed for 20 days in an artifi- | her by leaping off the same Bizarre contingency plans Psychologists have em- | cia} gravitational Meld and a wall the following day. for managing the period after a phasized the need to enforce mechanism imitates the move: nuclear attack have emerged In strict control of repopulating ments of # mother hen, con- m the United States and Great Britain because they say sex- stantly changing the epgs’ po- Exploding Britain. In Washington DC, ual activity would Increase as sition M the Federal Emergency Man- people were brought together, They are then transferred to oney agement Association both physically and emotion- the second chamber for hatech- A bank robber In Oakland, (“FEMA”) has a $USLS5 bil- ally, In the wake of such an Ing, where they grow up, free California, suffered second lion proposal for state and emergency. floating and weightless. and third degree burns to his local officials to rush to spe- The Soviet news agency, genitals when the bundle of cially bujlt shelters carrying Bawa’s Stand Tass, said: “More than 200 cash he stole exploded in his land records so that nuclear chickens were hatched Into trousers. The booby trap con- war survivors can “retain and for Peace adult hens. All of them proved taining tear gas and a brightly demonstrate ownership” of very tasty,” coloured dye was detonated by property that is not destroyed, microwave from the bank. The plan has also placed a Police just laughed when new emphasis on volunteers they caught him, although he and self-help by ordinary citi- Bawa Amrutanandgiri, a 20- year-old from Sabarmati vil- lage in Gujrat, India, has re- mained standing in the one So Long, & Thanks But were they free-range? was in excruciating pain. zens who are expected to sEPt Stace ore vn ea For All the Fuel Daniel Cenelalro, 27, was “assume greater responsibility ie i ee + rae bigs =a Srneo Dour Younus attempted denied medical treatment, and for their survival protection”. sos ee bie as to st ARS ay ser t f ° ls suing the bank for $2 mil- For over 10 years the Brit- swollen and callused. \. S ae ba , 4 fe sleeps upright and occaslon- stored alrcraft Ina hayfield 80 lon. ish Home Office has had plans | iy icons forward onto » pad: | km fram Syracuse in New ded swing which hangs from a York State, he forgot he had SI | free, left the throttle open. The plane took off without him. 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He clung on desperately to Mark of the the tall for 50 metres as the Beast plane picked up speed but he let go when the plane lifted off Professor Reto Scholl has the ground. tt banked in wide suggested In a Swiss newslet- ening circles, making @ full ter that males who test positive rotation of the field and disap- to the AIDS virus should be peared into the distance, The tattooed on their penises. He 1946 Hornica Champ had said the mark would be visible enough fuel to keep flying for only if sex took place and an hour and was last seen couldn't lead to » person being = buzzing along at an altitude of ostracised. 900 metres. Nexus New Times Three 39 Rapist Foiled Commercial Ground Zero