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the plank with ropes is dispelled in some farmlands, and in some cul- tured minds. Microwave laser-type technologies would be loaded upon stratospheric balloons for testing. Aside from the insurmountable diffi- culties of stabilizing these balloons at high altitudes (some jet streams may reach up to four hundred kph) and the inherent inaccuracy, the major question is why such tests would be conducted in civilian fields! What is to gain by realizing complex figures at the risk of no one seeing them? Why bother peaceful farmers in several dozens of countries, rather than use the vast militarized zones where wheat would grow just as well? Everyone knows that discretion is paramount when it comes to military tests. However, in these extraordinary cases it is the exact oppo- site. In addition, even at a distance of several meters from the stems, it requires incredible accuracy to “light up” and target with a laser beam the first joint or node of the seed head that bends the stem when it yields. This growth is close to the ground and therefore masked by the denseness of the field. So imagine doing this at a distance of twenty thousand meters! Aiming at a target you cannot see and hitting it in the first attempt...that is what the military hypothesis suggests. Like the truth, the light of the microwaves comes from “elsewhere.” We have arrived at the ET hypothesis, the version of absolute rela- tivity. A considerable number of these geometric representations has been realized by vessels or (sometimes invisible) probes located in very high temporal densities, to the point of being mere minuscule lumines- cent dots of light. Eyewitness accounts, as well as videos (!), include large luminosities moving at a dizzying speed at no more than a few meters above agroglyphs being formed! The properties of genuine crop circles were identified years ago by expert biologists and botanists, in particular by Professor Levengood, and includes the mystery of the first node of the flattened stem men- tioned above, which is characterized by abnormal thickening or a clean and simple break. However, another node in a similar state can be found a bit higher on the stem. It seems as if the seed heads have been saturated with water and boiled by microwave radiation. Another astonishing factor is the amazingly fast ripening of the seeds (dozens of times faster than in laboratory samples). Thirdly, countless witnesses experienced nausea after prolonged exposure to the circles. In short, there are far too many mysterious phenomena to justify human ori- gins. How can they be explained then? If they are not man-made they must be extraterrestrial, we are told. Still, how do they proceed? Once again, absolute relativity provides us with the answer! The first factor to be considered is condensation, which is more common at 332 The Science of Extraterrestrials: UFOs Explained at Last * Eric Julien