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behalf of the Public whether there might indeed be something to this UFO business (speculating aloud why "they" didn't just reveal themselves to the government or to Johnny Carson if indeed they were "for real", as folk are wont to challenge God to prove his authenticity with a personal appearance down the street)—to the learned recitation of the spacebeings' varied planetary origins with full description of their modus operandi, their respective physical appearances, spiritual and sexual preferences and their "on the road" eating habits. So there would be at the Conference the inevitable presence of Dr. Frank Stranges, "full gospel minister" expounding Good Book wisdom on the subject of Space visitors, and the obligatory presence of New Age luminaries Brad and Sherry (Steiger, spare the rod) on their Starsccd children; there would be former astronaut/astronomer Dr. Brian O'Lcary as well as Pierre C. Tissot assessing the implications of the "new physics" and Einsteinian anomalies, and John Rogers of Alpha Book Center in Phoenix discussing philosophical points involved in the potential of interplanetary visitors; and there would be as well the "remarkable psychic and past life reader" Patricia Rochelle Digel clueing people in on their reincarnational pasts circa Alpha Centauri or Sirius; there would arise again the persistent name of Major Wayne Aho who according to press release was prepared to discuss the respective physical, psychic or interdimensional origins of spacecraft, and veteran Ufologist James Moseley whose efforts to close in on the elusive truth of so frequently phantom a field would take the tack of comparing the recent Gulf Breeze incident of Florida's "Mr. Ed" and the Howard Menger case of 25 years past. But there would also be Joann Parks with her mysterious relic the crystal—skull "Max" purported to provoke changes in the consciousness of those poor Yoricks who would but ponder it; and there would be much more of the truly New Wave in the form of the enigmatic Christa Tilton reciting her abduction and MIB (men-in— 38 black) experiences, her involuntary visitations of joint alien/government underground facilities, her ghost—pregnancies leaving real aftereffects and the peculiarities of her "star—crossed" daughter; indeed the keynote speaker at the Saturday banquet was to be the most celebrated abductee of all, Betty Andreasson Luca along with her husband Bob. And there would be Alfred Bielek recently surfaced out of literally nowhere in order to authenticate the perdurable rumor re the notorious Philadelphia Experiment; Ed Conroy and Dora Ruffner (author of Report On Communion and editor of Communion Letter respectively) who would discuss the explosive strangeness of the Whitley Strieber case and related abduction testimony, as well as the freshly fashioned fixture Mr. William Cooper whose composite portrait of the Secret-Government alien/world power structure alliance had ad rapidly become the model with which all other—including critical or contrary—models at ae So there was, proverbially, "something for everybody" at the Tim Beckley National New Age and Alien Agenda Conference. Most marvelously, each such speaker would get up to the platform to talk in turn and if the first might explore the strategic difference between the Grays and Reptilians, verbally triangulate the bivouac of the Orange humanoids on the western slope of Mt. Archuleta or discuss the subtle changes between Model T—remote and Variation 6 of the Pleiadean beam-ships, the very next speaker would address the possible subterfuge involved in the official disclaimers of Project Bluebook! and suggest that a more open approach to the possibility of UFOs having some "basis in observational fact" be implemented. Every grade of orientation to the Topic was present and accounted for, every band in the spectrum milling freely about and mingling with every other—yet for all that, with the net effect of chemical radicles coming together for moments of combination and then separating out again perfectly unchanged, as if no interaction had ever taken place. The proponent of a more "open—minded" inquiry into the topic of UFOs could sit 82 T-Bird_Vs_The_Flying_saucers.htm They Came from Outre Space would have to reckon.