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1950 102 REVELATIONS resistance and Ohm's Law, a simple equation that was easily within the grasp of their mathematicians. Or I would tell them about making glass and lenses from sand. If they wanted proof, I would not bother to reveal to them set theory or the fact that E is equal to mc’. Instead, I would send them a table predicting future eclipses, or a diagram to build an alternator, or Leonardo da Vinci's design for variable-speed cogwheels. That should get the attention of the top scientists in their culture and open up a dialogue. Unfortunately, the extraterrestrials of UMMO and other planets never seem to communicate at this level. Are they afraid of collapsing our society by appearing too advanced with respect to us? This hypothesis does not hold, since they have chosen a very obvious way of showing themselves in our skies. THE FRENCH ALPS, In one of its more curious documents the UMMO source claims that the very first landing of one of their craft on earth took place on April 24, 1950, near La Javie in the French Alps. We are told that the crew established a temporary base in a cavern and made a number of forays into the neighboring countryside. They entered a house located 17.4 kilometers from their base to take some things from its inhabitants. According to the document, four explorers went into the isolated house. At 3:00 A.M. they anesthetized the occupants, namely the owners, their three children, and three workers. The intruders stole about $150 in cash, some clothes, identity papers, two ballpoint pens, a hygrometer in the shape of a nun, old newspapers, some books, toilet paper, disinfec- tant, an alarm clock, two light bulbs, an electrical switch, an electric current meter, as well as keys, stamps, a pack of letters, and paid bills having to do with a tractor. They also investigated the sleeping humans, said the document. They removed part of their clothes. They "took some perspiration samples from the armpit and the groin area" as well as hair samples and "secretions from the nose and vulva." However, for some reason, they were not able to take samples of saliva. They also took samples on cows