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By BILLY ROSE
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| Vhe Saucer That Cheers
At the risk of being laughed out of court and counte-
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=| nance, | d like to report that I’ve seen flying saucers.
It happened on a clear and moon-»
“}] minus night twq Summers a in :
| bw gum &2. | tary exercise, We also decided |
Newtown, Vonn,, on the lawn of the |
‘OMe belonyving to Paul Osborne, that, if we didn’t want a butterfly
he paywrignt. Among my fellow | net slipped over our heads, it would
| oglers were Paul and his wife, di-
disc, which Yanges anywhere from
~ Page be sme } Li i
= rector Josh Logan and his missus, | about the whole thine an See 20 inches to! 200 feet in diameter,
ie le a Tigo: Hersey and his.| How come, then, that with my i8 e2mannedi and generally guided
| data sha with ace = he let Pg ag are face hanging out in print, I’m >Y sO See Ob LETRCLS CONEUE:
ot ing saucerv, ateped the fy- -anillinorthe st rnow? Well unti?! {7e¢ olner ts aw je! PIAtter
et renee oe jrecently the talk aboat the per-| Which curri’s a crew and is cap-
r- Lhe show began abent 10 P.M. || snickety pancakes has ee - ea | able of such Supersonic spee lat
cI] while we were sitting outdoors, | |sosp° thin. focid _. arc te hon et in fl “joal Ya dred-
Zt enjoving and shooting the breeze if nat os ‘we v they Pac . LI E d Pant 4 ra
and the first thing we noticed iby Martians two Fa em. hel ; a Furchert * aecording to Henry
.., were several searchlights some | cording to othare ie R aisktianins | I. a true d was actually photo-
= miles away poking their yellow droshkies wide. =, - Lo Saal tt erapned ene VW ldw oa N. J., On- }
- er Sahar "cae sky: A’ few min- : Recently, however, documenta- | other Was feund in the vicinity of 4
S ei ttre cutee —- of celestial thon has begun to replace de- Gaivesto: ex... ana stenciled on
and fr: th ered into view, | lirium, and it’s becoming evident | '*5 surrace Was the louowing:
they ym tien until midnight |} that the overgrown manhole cov- | MILITARY. -SECRET OF THE]
eed a te , and scamypered ers are not only real, but, despite | UNITED SVATES OF AMERICA!
e our bewildered heads, all denials, one of the top-secret —+--—— |
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As nearly as 1 could judge, these} weapons of our own Navy and | ‘'AMAGING OR
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whatzises were al least 200 feet in
(jiameter and were Hying at an al-
titude of from 3,000 to 5,000 feet
their edges gave off a ghosti\
Air Farce.
The most convincing testitnony
was offered April 3 by Henry J.
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| Taylor on a General Motors broad-
DESCRIPTION OR!
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K +h very much like blue neon| cast over the ABC network. Taylor, | GOVERNMENT | SD
vubing seen through a hea f fea ne ‘ g*0F, 1G MN AMGNT, CALL COLLECT
When ¢} - h hs Vy tog. | aiter trekking all around the coun- | AT ON! E. (Thee ete ats”
aia - fe seaTchiights finally cut }try and talking to people who had |telenhone rumbes and rage
pend the discs got lost. in the | seen, touched and even flown these |drese 7 \ Babe, haa
i 7 7 . . 7 Oe : a =‘ ii PCs a . & gd ?
; Ars, we put. what was left of our | credulity-eracking craft, made the | final) A whee eee
. ads tocether and decided that )| ) 7 = fy 14 , J ’ ’ Tage ‘ nati Ji i? al . Ber “7 5
vnat we had y tnessed must have | statement about them: oo : PIO sant
peen ec a ty +4e ood ve , eed F LAI OY j
= sim ot hush-hush mili-! One type of saucer is the “true” | = “4 now what thes lied |
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‘etme Saucers are nsed for,
ravlor concluded, “When the mili-
authorities are ready to Te-
lease the information it will be a
‘oy to tell you the whole story, for
‘. good news—wonderful news.”
Well, I don’t know what the
eaucers are for. but on the basis
of this and other reports—-plus
the evidence of my own bug-eyes
_I'm convicted they exist and,,
praise the Lord and pass the-
: ammunition, are ours. Moscow
napers, please copy.
nay remember, 1 wrote
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column last week about the
eaveratic blabbermoutha in our}
capital who, at the drop of
urt out tov military?
nyone who will listen.;
anty happy to learn}
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